Ten rules for dating my daughter joke
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.And be warned stereotypes: “We will make you go away.” Your thoughts?Editor’s note: We have recently found out that the “Rules for Dating My Son” were taken from the blog of April Sopczak.“I was raised in an religious home,” Welch explains to Scary Mommy.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
about scaring a little boy who came over to pick up his daughter for a date. Then I saw several of those ’10 rules for dating my daughter’ posts, that seem to be everywhere these days…and I decided to respond,” Welch explains.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like change the oil in my car and rotate the tires?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.