Dating for people who like food

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Fruit cocktail from a can Maybe it has something to do with the mentality of living off of rations during WWII, or just the fact that it’s easy and can last forever.

But fruit cocktail and all its syrupy goodness is like a staple in every old person's kitchen pantry.

Too many of my friends tell me that I'm actually an old person trapped inside of a 20-year-old's body.

Maybe they have a point, but I like to simply say that I've been blessed with an old spirit.

I always enjoy getting the questionably bright pink cherry among the tinted orange peaches and off-white sliced pears.

Jar of Vibrantly-Colored Hard Candies I would like to know of a house inhabited by anyone 70 that boast a plentiful jar of multi-colored hard candies. Jell-O The classic easy-to-make, easy-to-eat, low-cal dessert. I personally have many fond memories of making cherry and apple-flavored Jell-O with my grandpa during family gatherings at their home in Florida (obviously, Florida). A complete list of the principle go-to food items for the elderly.

But before you judge or cringe, have you ever actually tried a bowl? And it’s way better for you than Coco Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

When asked if they’ve been arranging dates on the apps they’ve been swiping at, all say not one date, but two or three: “You can’t be stuck in one lane …

It’s setting up two or three Tinder dates a week and, chances are, sleeping with all of them, so you could rack up 100 girls you’ve slept with in a year.”He says that he himself has slept with five different women he met on Tinder—“Tinderellas,” the guys call them—in the last eight days. ”“We don’t know what the girls are like,” Marty says.“And they don’t know us,” says Alex.

Dan and Marty, also Alex’s roommates in a shiny high-rise apartment building near Wall Street, can vouch for that. “She works at—” He says the name of a high-end art auction house. And yet a lack of an intimate knowledge of his potential sex partners never presents him with an obstacle to physical intimacy, Alex says.

In any case, I have compiled a list of 12 food items that old people tend to enjoy that are STILL ACTUALLY KINDA GOOD.

I have admittedly tried all of the following foods and beverages and can personally say that they are, indeed, quite great.

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